Comments on books i done read: Modelland - Tyra Banks

Brilliant! You almost make me want to read Tyra...

2011-12-19T08:38:39.783-08:00

Brilliant! You almost make me want to read Tyra's book. Almost.

This sounds exactly like I thought it might be. No...

2011-12-14T17:58:21.761-08:00

This sounds exactly like I thought it might be. Now which was worse: this one or Lauren Conrad's book?

Blarg.

2011-12-13T19:43:17.555-08:00

Blarg.

I'm getting the willies just from reading your...

2011-12-13T10:20:12.480-08:00

I'm getting the willies just from reading your review. I will continue to stay far, far away from this book (actually, the cover is pretty scary, if you ask me).

Ahahaha, I do hope you watched the final couple AN...

2011-12-12T21:16:38.140-08:00

Ahahaha, I do hope you watched the final couple ANTM shows just for the filming done to "enact the emotion" of this novel - thumb in mouth included. Tyra's "lifelong dream" fulfilled. What can possibly top this?

This sounds awful. And I already bought it for my ...

2011-12-12T17:47:48.133-08:00

This sounds awful. And I already bought it for my sister for Christmas. But she's all like "Tyra! I want to be on ANTM!" So who knows ... maybe she will think it is the awesome. Or maybe not.

So, I've started off my afternoon with a littl...

2011-12-12T10:01:01.656-08:00

So, I've started off my afternoon with a little tea-snorting, which isn't unusual when reading your reviews.

And also: the typography & design of the jacket itself is AWFUL. It looks like the book is called Mode Hand. Which, come to think about it, might have been a tad more interesting.

I love America's Next Top Model, but when I sa...

2011-12-12T09:47:49.666-08:00

I love America's Next Top Model, but when I saw Tyra's book trailer (she had her contestants film it) I was all, "Umm...that looks retarded."

But I do admit, I almost picked it up in the store.

Thanks for this review, now I won't have to read it :)

I don't know if I prefer this review or the on...

2011-12-12T09:23:55.468-08:00

I don't know if I prefer this review or the one you wrote of Lindsay Lohan's ghostwritten novel (was it Lindsay? Or some other teen star-turned-delinquent?). Fabulous. Also, Tookie? Really?

Daaaamn, girl, my thumb accidentally ends up in pe...

2011-12-12T07:34:13.114-08:00

Daaaamn, girl, my thumb accidentally ends up in people's mouths all the time; I don't know how you're living YOUR life.

"She almost out-Bella-Swans Bella Swan."...

2011-12-12T07:31:28.543-08:00

"She almost out-Bella-Swans Bella Swan." I actually like Twilight and I still can't stop laughing at this sentence.

This is so crazy I almost want to read it to see e...

2011-12-12T07:29:09.084-08:00

This is so crazy I almost want to read it to see exactly how crazy it is. Except... no. So thank you for doing it for me.

I think the WHY is that you are just doing us all ...

2011-12-12T06:48:05.118-08:00

I think the WHY is that you are just doing us all a service and making sure that none of us make the mistake of picking up this awful thing.

Haha... what a fun review! But I can't get pa...

2011-12-12T06:36:45.142-08:00

Haha... what a fun review! But I can't get past WHY you would want to read this in the first place? For the pleasure of watching a disaster? Is is like when people watch bad movies on purpose?

I still can't get past: Tyra Banks wrote a boo...

2011-12-12T06:26:48.241-08:00

I still can't get past: Tyra Banks wrote a book. I like Tyra but her shows are crazy. I can only imagine what goes on in her brain. Maybe this is a peek inside.