Football is like sock-hands, i.e. confusing.
Speaking of snacks, the Food Rioters are rounding up our best eats of January and I find myself weirdly compelled to make tomato sauce. I know, right? That's not even a thing that I really enjoy eating, but I cannot resist when the hive mind is like, Mmmmmmmmtomatosaucemmmmmmm. Also there is butter in it, so.
I know a bunch of you are doing a readathon tomorrow and others of you will be watching the game, but the real question is, what will you be eating?
It won't be my finger because that snack is taken.