Thursday Dithers! Because we care not for what day it is during holiday season.

'Lo, egglings.  This is just a dithery update to inform you that I am still fat and babyless, but in an effort to not be sitting here tearing out my hair I have been fat and babyless and BUSY.  Which is why no posts.

I hope all your festival seasons were festive!  We rounded out the family gatherings last night with my extendeds, where the white elephant gift stealing reached new heights of ruthlessness (the Tall One and I continued our record of going home with one thing we At Least Sort Of Wanted and one thing we were Actively Trying to Get).

Before that, we gathered with the Tall Extendeds (they are all Very Tall) and sang things in German, including Ring, Little Bell, Ring, which I don't even know in English (the English translation ran something along the lines of: Here are some gifts, you should enjoy them.  Typical Germans).

Before that we had eggs benedict and prezzents with each of our families, because eggs benedict is the great uniter of persons.  Hollandaise sauce for everyone!

On that note, hey we got new iph0nes!  It's a long story, but our new plan is BETTER than our Regular Joe Phone Plan and hopefully this shiny white box won't turn off at random like my old phone does, which is particularly grating when my sister people are trying to phone because if they don't hear from me every two hours they assume I've gone into labor EVEN THOUGH I'VE TOLD THEM I WILL TEXT THEM ON MY WAY IN.

*hem*

So I'm sort of bragging, but also I want to know what the good camera apps are.  I am going to become a serious hipster and post stylized photos of food all over my facebook until I am unfriended by EVERYONE!

So that is my question to you, ducklets.  GOOD CAMERA APPS, AND ALSO OTHER APPS TO THAT YOU LIKE, PREFERABLY FREE ONES.  Commence.