So. A dude is duped into a meeting with a lady who wants to tell him a story about his past, in the hopes that it will illumine a GLORIOUS FEUD between their magician-ancestors, and this part is tedious. The movie cuts it out for good reason, since it contributes nothing to the plot, and then also the writing is very bad. There's this incredibly hackneyed chapter where Kate (the lady) recounts an event from her childhood (when she was, like, five), and her memory is excellent enough that she can not only recount bits verbatim but SPECULATE on what was discussed while she and her sister played upstairs, but then faulty enough that she forgets the content of an argument that she WITNESSED, all of which is a ham-handed way for Priest to control what his audience sees.
But the rest is all magician-journals and like such as, with two magicians FEUDING (again, why is that not more this:
and devising tricksier tricks and then sabotaging each other and swearing up and down NEVER TO FORGIVE and to AVENGE ALL WRONG-DOINGS and freaking Nicola Tesla gets involved (and if you haven't seen the Tesla episode of Drunk History then you are MISSING OUT. 'I am inventing electricity, and you look like an asshole.') and he makes science-magic, and even though the journals are very Ye Olde 1800s the writing manages to be WAAAAY BETTER and less hideously stilted. Mysterious.
But then we are briefly back to the dude and the lady again and you should probably just watch the movie instead. It has Hugh Jackman in it.
Six caterpillars.




Wow...A case where the book is better than the movie. I don't know how to feel about this.
ReplyDeleteI loved that movie (if it is the one with the hats and the watertanks - and not the stupid stupid laneassed other one that was out at the same time)
ReplyDeleteLife, in general, should include more Tesla.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Trisha regarding Tesla... and a Tesla played by David Bowie is something to be thankful for!
ReplyDeleteOh jeez. Well when I was in Boston and visiting with Dawn and Marie, Marie let rip a big curse word (said with passion) about this book, all in a very positive sense. I was like "wow, guess I need to read it!". I'm thinking that a little peek at the Jack Man wouldn't hurt though, prior to reading. It would break my rule, but it is a sacrifice I will make.
ReplyDeleteDRUNK HISTORY IS MY FAVORITE HISTORY
ReplyDeleteAlso, The Prestige. I remember this movie coming out, and having no interest in it, because another magician movie was also coming out and they both were all about dudes and therefore were boring. But it is actually awesome?
(also sword in the stone pics are welcome anytime)
Can I just watch The Sword in the Stone instead? And it'll be better? So doing that...
ReplyDeleteThose two magician movies that came out at the exact same time were similar, but here's how you can tell them apart.
ReplyDelete"The Prestige": INCREDIBLE movie about magicians directed by Christopher Nolan *swoon* and starring Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, and Michael Cane(!). Token curvaceous female = Scarlett Johansson.
"The Illusionist": Blech movie about magicians directed by Neil Burger *shrugs shoulders* and starring Edward Norton, Paul Giamatti, and Rufus Sewell. Token curvaceous female = Jessica Biel.
Hope that helps!
I feel like I saw one of those movies, but I don't remember which.
ReplyDeleteGlad to know the movie is better though lol That doesn't happen often.
Bahaha, I've read the Prestige and I think that Drunk History video was about 100 times better than the book. Pure awesome. I actually did think the Prestige movie was kinda better than the book though. *Sacrilege*
ReplyDeleteI think The Prestige may be Nolan's best film, which is saying something, but I found the book incredibly disappointing. It was mostly just boring, and I finished it mainly out of stubbornness.
ReplyDeleteI will also agree that the "other" magician movie with Ed Norton was just dull, and should not discourage people from watching the awesomeness that is Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman as rival magicians.
Oh, Internets. Giving us the opportunity to video tape ourselves while drunk for others' entertainment.
ReplyDeleteI want to read a book about Tesla's romance with the pigeon.