I've had this gif for like three years and never used it, what have I been doing.
Mili came to America to get an education, to be a better wife for the husband that she hasn't seen since her marriage to him at the age of four. His father annulled that marriage the year after (without Mili's knowledge), so the 'husband' (uhhhhhh his name starts with a V, I'm not going to go look it up because he does like nothing in this book except crash a plane) has no idea that his child-bride thinks they're still married. HE is married to someone else, expecting a child, when he finds out that Mili is after his property (spoiler: she isn't; it's her nanni sending those lawyer letters), he sends his charming playboy of a brother to get her to sign annulment papers.
AND THAT'S ALL JUST LIKE THE PREAMBLE. But the rest of the plot is pretty predictable: Mili and the playboy, Samir, meet-cute when she crashes her second-hand bike adorably into a tree, and if that makes her sound kind of Manic Pixie Dream Girlish, let me also tell you that she's a pocket-sized person with enormous eyes who loves food, like, orgasmically. She has a secret (she's married!) and he has a secret (he knows she's married!) and they fall in love anyway but have Tension Episodes of escalating seriousness until all the secrets are out and a Minor External Crisis brings them both together at last!
And there are lots of superlatives. Everything is the most plush and the finest woven and everyone's cheeks are the softest velvet.
It was fine! Someone bring me like ten samosas please.